Mom: You should go put short shorts on and walk around outside for the landscapers
Me: ....wut um no
Mom: Why not, Big Country is hot
Me: He's like mid thirties
Mom: So?
Me: That's a tad creepy
Mom: Nah, I used to date people a lot older than me. They usually have more money
how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ…
ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
When you sneeze
Normal person: Bless you
Choi Siwon: God bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze
